why are you anonymous please don’t hide your genius
when ppl compliment u
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.